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I am currently soliciting publishers for my book, but in the meantime, you can get a taste of my writing by clicking “Mrs. Norwood” and “Batesville Day” above.

Ever wondered what it’s like to be a mortician?

Probably not. But if you’re dying to know (pun intended), Dead Body Guy: A Grave Undertaking lifts the lid on a world few dare to enter, and doesn’t hold back.

In this gripping, darkly humorous memoir, former Los Angeles mortician and coroner’s office removal agent Scott Taylor takes readers on a journey through nearly two decades of working with death in all its forms—ordinary, accidental and sometimes downright horrifying. From his unexpected start as a shy teenager working concessions at a drive-in theater to his transformation into a “dead body guy,” Taylor shares the raw, unfiltered reality of a profession wrapped in mystery.

Along the way, he handles high-profile and even crosses paths with celebrity deaths; a broad section of the book offers an insider’s look at the collision of Hollywood glamour and grim reality.

In 1996, overwhelmed by exhaustion, family turmoil, and his mother’s medical crisis, he was unable to meet the demands of funeral director training. Combined with years of professional stagnation that left him unprepared for the role, these pressures brought his mortuary career to an end. But his story doesn’t end there.

Equal parts coming-of-age story and insider exposé… Dead Body Guy is packed with candid anecdotes, grim details, unexpected heart, and enough gallows humor to keep the reader smiling. It’s a rare glimpse into the backstage of mortality—one that proves that, even in death, there’s room for reflection, laughter and life.

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In a blend of personal narrative, Dead Body Guy: A Grave Undertaking, Scott Taylor candidly and humorously explores his journey from clumsy childhood and awkward adolescence to profound adulthood. He witnesses an unusual event as a child that opens the proverbial “door of enlightenment” regarding the mysteries of life and death.

The author shines at transforming the bizarre ambiguities of a career choice as a mortician into entertaining and personalized encounters that engage the reader’s imagination from “first call” to “final disposition”. He has a clever eye for detail and a casual tone that allows us to grasp the features and roles as an emotional and affecting experience. This book is a tremendously entertaining walk with a storyteller and educator packed into one.  —Cal Wood, retired elementary school teacher 

 Unspeakable Drama!

Night And Fog”: A six-mile fog bank rolled onto the Golden State 5 Freeway in the middle of the night, setting the stage for a catastrophic accident. A young man in his late twenties, flung through his windshield during a high-speed rollover.

What could have been only macabre became instead a moment of insight. I realized that while others might recoil, I was unfazed.

 

 

 

 

With Flash Bulbs Popping!

“Film At Eleven”: On April 14, 1995, I was dispatched to a crime scene that would etch itself into my memory forever: the brutal murder of twenty-six-year-old.

Reporters swarmed the sidewalks, camera shutters snapped like gunfire, and the yellow crime scene tape did little to contain either the chaos or the curiosity. Inside, I worked shoulder to shoulder with veteran coroner investigator Gwen Miller.

 

 

The White-Hot Glare of Celebrity!

“Celebrity Encounters”: She was world famous, and died at the height of her fame. One day in December of 1981, the Pierce Brothers central services garage door opened and the image to the right was what I saw. Only 90 minutes earlier, she’d been picked up at the LA County Coroner’s Office. I pulled my first call station wagon into the garage and wanted to have a look. All images: ChatGPT.

 

 

 

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